I am not a baby person, Robert! I have no baby facilities. I am an artist!
Incredibles 2 (2018)
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if someone gave this to me i would die
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OMFG LMFAO… turn that volume up 🤣🤣
MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT
GIMME THAT WALL BITCH 😂
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oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo
[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]
Now this is quality content.
my heart feels so warm seeing this
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I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost
Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭
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secret bunny conference
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I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much
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my kitten says hello
WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..
i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.
you really need to hit play you just really do
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youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s
this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.
…hell yes.
CSI: Willy Wonka
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