Food connoisseur Singer Cooler than you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ random thoughts. feelings. my stories. my poetry. image

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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Anonymous asked: Why do you want to be a comedian?


Answer:

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

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me:mom... dad... im g-
parents:gay?
me:going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
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stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

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dw:

me getting away from your lame ass jokes

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