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stream:

I am not a baby person, Robert! I have no baby facilities. I am an artist!
Incredibles 2 (2018)

(Source: stream, via ruinedchildhood)

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1 month ago

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

(Source: bi-pirate, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Posted
1 month ago

oathkeeper022391:

aspiritualbumpit:

whatucravin:

OMFG LMFAO… turn that volume up 🤣🤣

MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT

GIMME THAT WALL BITCH 😂

(Source: adultluffs, via cuntinued)

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Posted
3 months ago

iashvee:

geminigeek:

dendritic-trees:

elodieunderglass:

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy.  She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]

Now this is quality content.

my heart feels so warm seeing this

(Source: ranawaytotelltheworld, via cuntinued)

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Posted
3 months ago

drishanaj:

matydn:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

(Source: futubandera-cl, via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
3 months ago

adulthoodisokay:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

black-to-the-bones:

image

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

(via cuntinued)

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3 months ago

jumpingjacktrash:

nerdii-panda:

xmasqueradeangelx:

buhguhz:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
3 months ago

toytowns:

eyesoftirnoch:

gallusrostromegalus:

dykanthropy:

stimman3000:

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

(via manda)

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Posted
4 months ago
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